- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

Michel Moor on a die...

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

mental kid

Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

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