Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

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What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

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Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

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how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

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what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

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Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

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OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

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John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

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What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

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Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

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Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

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A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

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I'm a champion. I do what I want.

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

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Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

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What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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world peace

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How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

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Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

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Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

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Cows are land manatees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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