- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Anyone??????????/

A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??