Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

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women rights

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

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Women Sports.

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why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

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Gingers.

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You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

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What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

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Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

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A horse walks into a barn.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

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If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

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The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

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how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

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What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

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What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

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What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

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A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

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Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

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Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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