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Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

1+2 = 6

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

a mexecan guy walks in a bar he ask how much is a beer.its $400 and 55'.WHAT THATS SUCKSISH.no i just like to joke its 1 dollor.oh.....shut up go walk in a bra!!!!

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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