Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

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Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

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Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

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this site is an antijoke

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A patient goes to the doctor. The doctor says I have bad news and even worse news. The patient says "What's the bad news?" The doctor says "You only have 24 hours to live." The patient says "Oh my gosh what could possibly be worse than that?!" The doctor says "Well...we've been trying to contact you since yesterday..."

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What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

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haha

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I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

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How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

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Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

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Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

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What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

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kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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McDonald. It's run by Lawers

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cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

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Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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