A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

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Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

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What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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Getting up for a black person on a buss

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Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

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What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

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What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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