In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

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How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

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Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

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what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

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Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

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What do you call a black man? A person

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three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

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What if there were no hypothetical questions?

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What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

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Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

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hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

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this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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A man visits his doctor for an annual checkup. "Doc, I feel great! I'm running 5 miles a day, I just got promoted at work, and sex with my wife has never been better!" A few weeks later, his doctor calls him in. When he arrives, the doctor looks at him grimly. "I have some bad news. You have lung cancer." "But how? I don't smoke. My wife doesn't smoke. I have never felt better." The doctor pats him on the back, reassuringly. "This may be true, but you still have lung cancer."

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almost as accidental as your spelling im afraid

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A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

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Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

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knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

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Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

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Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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