- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

What did the fish say after he

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

racism...deal with it!

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

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