- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

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