Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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david give me my money back... i will have it next week

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Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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jibby jobby

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you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

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Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

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Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

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What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

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Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

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I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was younger, he was made fun of by all the bigger numbers. Everyday after school he would go home and wonder why he was made fun of. Was it his looks? How tall he was? The pain and suffering never stopped. He thought of suicide every day he got home from school. One day his mom got home from work and found 6 bleeding in the shower. She thought he was dead. She hurried him to the hospital where he was barely kept alive. After months of recovery, he started going back to school. The bullying never stopped, they started calling him a loser who should have died. He got older and depressed as a teenager. He got ahold of alcohol and began drinking. He went to meetings and got over his addiction. 10 years later he meets up with 7. It takes him back to his horrible childhood with the big numbers. Every time 6 sees 7, he gets reminded of everything. 7 had also murdered someone in front of 6.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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