- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Jimmy Saville

Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

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What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

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