An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

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Why do we bother living when someday we will die? To reproduce and watch TV.

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first baby. Why did the third baby fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

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John Stamos.

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

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long in the tooth!

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A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

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child labor

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Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

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Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

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What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

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A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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