- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

Hitler

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

why dont they make black forks

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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