Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

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Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

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Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

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women's rights

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Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

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A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

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How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

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A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

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Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

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What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

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What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

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Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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