If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

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You just read this ..

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

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A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

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monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

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What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

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But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

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A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

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What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

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A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

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"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

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your mother

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What's worse than bad words? People who say them

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What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

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What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

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What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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