What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

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A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

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Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

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What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

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So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

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knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

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How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

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How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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30cm = 0,3meters

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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How many fingers do most people have? 10

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What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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