- Anti Joke

Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

FIONN'S LIFE

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.