- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

A black man has a job.

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

kill yourself

Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

Why was the boy laughing? Because

Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

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