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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

Nickleback.

A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

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