- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

42, that is all

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

Jewwy Jewstein

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

Jerry.

What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

I was once a hamster.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

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