I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

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What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

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whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

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Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

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What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

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What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

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I'm 4 and what is this?

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

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What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

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Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

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womens rights.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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Anti Joke

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