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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

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Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

Where's my baby??

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

what has genitial warts? me

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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