- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

There were two muffins in an oven. They were forgotten about by the baker so they cried, caught fire, burned to death, and formed a medium-sized pile of ashes.

Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

i just pooped that is all!

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

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