Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I've often heard that a room with a million monkeys with a million typewriters, given enough time; would eventually reproduce the complete works of Shakespeare. This seems to suggest that if something has an extremely low chance of happening, it will still eventually happen if enough attempts are made. However, I feel that the aforementioned scenario, given enough time to play out, would only result in a room full of dead monkeys. Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Why did the boy cry Because he fell

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Do your parents know you're gay?

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Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

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Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

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Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

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knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

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Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

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What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

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There's a fine line between hyphenated words

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What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

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What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

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42, that is all

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look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

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There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

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