dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

i love to lick...

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

being sober in a bar fight

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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