- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

You know what's funny? Clowns.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

FIONN'S LIFE

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

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