- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Because she has down's syndrome

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

what's brown and sticky A stick!

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

Justin Bieber

What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? thunk

What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

what did sushi A say to sushi B? Nothing, because sushi is composed of aboitic fish, rice and other nutritious components and cannot speak

Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

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