What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

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Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

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Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

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Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

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What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

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I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

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whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

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What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

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Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

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Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

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Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

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What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

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If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

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That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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Four surgeons are taking a coffee break: 1st surgeon says "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." 2nd surgeon says "Nah, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order." 3rd surgeon says "Try electricians, man! Everything inside them is color coded." 4th surgeon says "I prefer Chelsea fans. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and asses are interchangeable."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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