Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

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My parents died!

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

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A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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