When life throws you lemons, duck.

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

have you ever had african food? neither have they

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Womens' sports

everybody loves raymond

An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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