- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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