How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

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yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

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What's the difference between Rob Schnieder and Jelly Beans? Someone besides Adam Sandler likes Jelly Beans.

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I don't know about anybody else, but I just watched a part of a My Little Pony episode, and there's something about them that makes you want to come back and watch more. It's wierd, like mind control. Has anyone noticed this?

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A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

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Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) *sniff* MAN YOU SMELL BAD

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Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

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Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

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What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

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What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

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What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

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why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

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whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

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what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

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How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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