- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

Sixty... eight

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

My friend came in the barber's shop and asked me to cut his hair for him, i always have rude banter with him and i made a joke about his big bate nose. He acused me of calling him Jewish and threatened to sue me. This is how i found out that he was a white supremisist.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

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