Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

Sixty... eight

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

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