What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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