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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

One time I walked into a fat kid..

Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

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