How do you drop a raw egg on to the floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack concrete.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your neighbor. I just ran over your cat.

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poop nuff said

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Your mom is so ugly that she was mercilessly bullied throughout high school which led to severe depression and low self-esteem, however she went to college, got a career, found a man who loved her for who she is, not how she looks, and raised a family happily ever after.

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A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

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Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

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Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

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What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

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I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

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When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

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Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

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Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

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Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

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What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

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I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

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Anti Joke

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