Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

The Princess is in another castle

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

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