What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

What did Delaware? A coat.

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

What does two plus two equal? 4

The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

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A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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