- Anti Joke

A man went to the doctor with a strange complaint. "Well it's like this Doc, when I drive to work in the morning through the country lanes I start to sing 'The green green grass of home'. If I see a cat then it's 'What's new, pussy cat?'. It's so embarrassing, even when I'm asleep and dreaming, I still keep singing. Last night, it was 'Delilah', and my wife was not amused!" "Yes, it would apear that you have the early symptoms of Tom Jones syndrome." "Well I've never heard of that, is it common?" asked the man. "Yes," replied the doctor, "It is very uncommon."

What is yellow and corny? Corn.

Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

5 How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.