Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

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Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

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What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

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What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

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A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

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What the hell are you doing?

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"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

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The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

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What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

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"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

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knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

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John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

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With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

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Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

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What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

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why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

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Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

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A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

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Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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