- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

I like your hair

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

R.I.P. Steve Jobs

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

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