How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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