Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

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What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Anti Joke

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