- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

Well that explains a lot, thank you.

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

Guess what? I like trains.

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

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