What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

your mom died.

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

Want to hear a joke? Me too.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

Knock, knock. Door opened.

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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