- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

Cool story bro. Tell it again.

What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

whats black and white? a zebra

what do u call a apple a apple

How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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