Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

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What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

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How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

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What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

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Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

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What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

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What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

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Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

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One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

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A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

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Obama

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

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Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

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Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

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What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

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What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

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Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

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Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

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Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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