Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

whats black and red all over? a chalk board

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

soccer

LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

brock has small hands for a small job

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

nick ya honkin of b.o m8

Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

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