- Anti Joke

Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

Little Johnny was always bullied at school. Everyday he would get picked on by the same kid, Todd. Todd was a red-headed bully with no discipline. Johnny one day went home and started crying. His father asked the little boy, "Jonny why are you crying?" John replied, "I keep getting bullied". His father stood up and told him, "You must become a big man and step up to him and tell him how you feel. It will surprise him and he will then back off. It always works." Johnny then felt inspired. Later that night he started practicing what he will say in the mirror. By the next morning he felt like he was ready. Johnny was confident about himself for once. He walked up to Todd and told him, "I'm tired of your bullying and next time you will regret it!!". Todd looked surprised and had his jaw opened. Todd then said, "I'm sorry Johnny I didn't know you felt that way." Johnny looked confused. "Here come with me and I'll buy us ice cream". When they went to go get ice cream, Todd brutally stabbed Johnny until he was losing blood and repeatedly raped his dead body.

There's a god, just kidding.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.