ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

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Dumb

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What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

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What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

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Penis.

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

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A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

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A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

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why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

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Lil Wayne

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I think I am done here friend, it always comes to this, it has always been easier for me to repair whatever is wrong with others and get my kicks out of that, as I know I can and will repair everything wrong with myself, but its hard as hell, I mean I never give up, ever. But that does not change the fact that I am broken, and that simply deciding that I am not, is far from enough, its a choice indeed, but its like deciding to constantly walk trough hell, and sometimes that hell is also called living, that too is always a choice, And believe me, I would never quit, I guess that if this hell I struggle trough has so many nice things in it, it just feels like hell at times. I mean the main motivation behind my ability to help others, has always been searching for answers low and high, and when what I have learned trough life helps others, but barely scratches the surface of the armor I am confined within, I lose hope, do you believe that my desire to help humanity grow, derived from my own incompetence at curing myself?

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Two muffins are in an oven one of them says "wow it's hot in here" The other muffin says "Ah a talking muffin"

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

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Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

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What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

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Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

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if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

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Anti Joke

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