Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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A green-painted man walked into a bar and confused a blonde, bar-tending horse with a tale of rape in the holocaust involving an amputee child riding a fridge on a plane with a pig, a duck, a chicken, a lawyer and countless men of various ethnicities, religious faiths and sexual persuasions. Together, they changed a lightbulb, ate wormy apples and agreed upon the colour of roses and violets respectively.

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Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

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What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

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Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

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the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

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You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

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Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

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What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

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What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

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Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

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Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

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What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

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man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

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Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

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Where's my tractor?

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

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Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

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your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

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Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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