- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

homosexuals are gay

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Pull my finger ouch..

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Bacon is delcious.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

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