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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

Caca.

One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

feminism

Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

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Why was the woman?

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

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