- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

Your dads dead. lol

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

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So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

Abortion

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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