- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

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