What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

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What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

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how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

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What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

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Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

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How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

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Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

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Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

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one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

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whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

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Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

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Cows are land manatees.

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What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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What did the mime say to the girl? .......

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What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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