- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

Bacon is delcious.

Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

Winter

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

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