Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

Of course, first door on your left

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

balls

what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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