Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

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A new family have moved in next to me. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing this while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil

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What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

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Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

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Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

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Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

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What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

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It was a dark and stormy night. The whole family waiting for the phone to ring as they await for a criminal to give instructions. Then the phone rings... RING RING Jeffery: "Hello? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. No sir please don't! No, have mercy! Yes sir. No sir, no. Yes sir. Bye." Donald: "What did the man say?" Jeffery: "Wrong number..."

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Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

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What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

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People say the sky's the limit................................ but there's footprints on the moon.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

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3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

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whats 2+2? math.

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The WNBA

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Gay Rights

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i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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