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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Get off my porch.

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

i lyk 2 eet pup

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

the love boat

What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

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