What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

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Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

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all jokes aside...

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What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

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What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

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how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

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knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

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Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

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You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

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It's Christmas Eve and your entire family is gone for 12 hours to by you presents. What will you do while there gone? By the time you figured out what you will do you will hear a knock at your door. It's the police they are here to tell you your entire family was murdered during a shooting at the mall. The sad part is you will not receive your NEW Beats, your Xbox 1, or your make up.

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Lil' Wayne

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

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What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

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its snowing on mount fuji

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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