- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

My name is Harry.

Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

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Penis.

ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

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