Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

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Why did the Korean shoot the dog? Unfortunately, the dog was suffering from a severe mental trauma it had sustained when it by got hit by a car. This caused the dog to be extremely aggressive and it ruthlessly attacked a 5-year old girl playing in the street. The Korean who was coming home from a day out hunting in the woods saw the girl and shot the dog from long range to save the girl's life. The man was later thanked by the girl's family.

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a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

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Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

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Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

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Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

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R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

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Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

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What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

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GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

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I forgot what i was gonna say

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What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

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What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

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A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

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why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

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What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

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Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

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Jews

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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