- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

Hello.

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

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