- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

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Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

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