Knock Knock Nobody answered because the people in the house were away.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

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What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

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what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

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What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

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pauls tuck

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Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

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Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

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Gay Rights

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Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

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When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

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Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

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how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

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Do you like your life? No. OK.

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what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

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why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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