whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

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