look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

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who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

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TEST! ACTUALLY READ THIS! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The King of the Forest is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference.

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Alice? Childhood Alice? I did not recognize you! Its so nice to hear from you again! I would not worry too much about Nero`s shouting at night dear friend, while he has overcome a lot, he suffers from nightmares and nightterrors, its not pain, not physical at least, please do not tell him I told you, he prefers sparing people the details. Should I type as If I am typing to Nero? Sorry, I am just a bit flustered, Nero has never been the romantic type, not towards me at least... I know the "official chatting hours are over, but can I ask you or rather him to stay on a bit longer?"

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold climate. I guess this was just a waste of time.

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Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

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Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

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What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

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what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

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Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

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What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

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knock knock who's there? hope

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Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

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Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

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Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

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What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

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why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

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Anti Joke

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