Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

your life

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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