sorry son your nanas been put down

Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

Ju... Just why?

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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