- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

What is white black and Chinese A panda

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women crazy. A 6 inch long 2 inch diameter syringe filled with heroin being injected into a woman.

Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? A: Merriam-Webster defines "cross" as "an affliction that tries one's virtue, steadfastness, or patience." This comedic exercise is one such affliction.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

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