Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

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When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

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why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

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Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

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Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

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What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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