The jets are a good team..

Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

Mullets

how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

Hey, Max!!

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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