Why do black people like bananas? Because bananas have potassium which therefore gives them bigger muscles, which is why they excel at every sport we white people suck at.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

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A nig-ger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nig-gers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nig-ger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nig-ger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nig-ger, go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nig-ger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nig-ger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nig-gers, smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

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A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

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What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

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a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

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How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

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what is the color of a burp burple

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

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Christianity

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Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

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What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

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What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

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People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

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What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

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Anti Joke

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