How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

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Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

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Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

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Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

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Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

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whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

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Mullets

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thre guys walk into a bar then goes to sit at a booth and the three guys have to go to the bathroom so they ask a waiter to safe they booth while they go to the bathroom 30 min later and they are still not back so the waiter goes by the door and one guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing" and the guy says " blowing bubbles " then goes and sit down " then the second guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing " and the guy says " blowing bubbles" and goes and sits down then the last guy come out and the waiter says " let me guess blowing bubble " the guy says back "no i am bubbles "

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What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

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Q. When you drink two 5 hour energies, do you get 10 hours of energy or double the energy for 5 hours? A. You die

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How did the little boy get down from the top of the empire state building... He took the elevator

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And more;

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what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

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A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

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Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

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Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

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whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

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Anti-Jokes are the bomb .org

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What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

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... Chan chan

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