Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

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If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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What do you get when you cross sodium citrate, citric acid, benzyl alcohol, monoethanolamine, sodium benzoate, gylcol disterate, FD&C Yellow #5, ammonium lauryl sulfate, methylisothiazolinone, fragrances/perfumes, FD&C Blue #1, sodium chloride, zinc pyrithione, methylchloroisothiazolinone, ammonium xylenesulfonate, ammonium laureth sulfate, cetyl alcohol, cocamide, guar hydropropyltrimonium chloride, 1-Decene, homopolymer, hydrogenated, trimethylolpropane tricaprylate and water? Head & Shoulders Dandruff Shampoo for Fine-Oily Hair

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your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

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Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

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the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

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Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

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HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

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A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

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Who's there? Knock Knock.

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You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

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