A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

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what is the color of a burp burple

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Christianity

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Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

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How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

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People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

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What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

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It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

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1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

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Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

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What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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