Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

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Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

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Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

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Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

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I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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42, that is all

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How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

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Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

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I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

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What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

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ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

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What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

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Women's rights

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Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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A man, a dog and a pregnant woman walked into a bar, the man bought a beer, the dog was put back outside as the pub didn't allow animals and the pregnant woman didn't buy anything alcoholic as she didn't want to risk the life of her unborn child-she had a soda.

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were driving with a gorilla when suddenly the car crashed. All the women died but only the gorilla survived. The police investigated with the gorilla and did some simple sign language. The police, using hand motions, asked the gorilla what each individual female was doing before the car crashed. The gorilla ran away for reasons unknown.

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What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

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