- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

The Pittsburgh Pirates

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

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