- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

what is racecar backwards in reverse

Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

Your momma is soooo poor... I don't know how she is so fat

What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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