- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

what is sticky and brown?a stick

Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

matt has ebola...funny right!?

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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