- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

your mom

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

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