What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

You see how lame this is?

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

matt f stupid because no one likes him

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

dick dick dick... frogs

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

Your all fags

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

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