- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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