- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

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What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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