- Anti Joke

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

what's the difference between a duck?

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

I'm HIV positive.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Black people having a Job.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

L's I's that took Viagra.

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

what's the difference between a duck?

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

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a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

I'm HIV positive.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Black people having a Job.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

L's I's that took Viagra.

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

what's the difference between a duck?

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.