- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid die last night? because his mum stabbed him multiple times in the chest.

Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

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