Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

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Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

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Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

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A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

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A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

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Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

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why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

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A black man walks into an abbatoir.

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What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

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Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

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Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

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Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

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How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

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have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

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What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

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If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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