Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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