- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

Women's rights.

Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

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