What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

What'sucks and white Jackson

"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

what does a chair look like? a chair.

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

Abortion

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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