women's rights

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Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

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If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

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why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

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What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

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Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

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Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

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Once upon a time

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A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

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Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

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What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

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What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

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Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

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Moo! I'm a goat!

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What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

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Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

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What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

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What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

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What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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