- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

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Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

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What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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