Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

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So, two people park their car and walk into a bar. Wait, no. They were walking into a grocery store and they were riding skateboards, not a car. Then, the kid walks in after them. Oh, did I forget to mention they had children? And also, they're married. So anyway, they walk into this grocery store, and meet a barkeep. Wait no that's ridiculous why would a barkeep be in a grocery store. Let me start over. Bah.. never mind. I forgot what happened next, but it was REALLY FUNNY!

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Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? It's hard to say, as this number depends on a large number of factors including the average area covered by one lick, the pH of saliva, the solubility of Tootsie Pops, the temperature of both the saliva and the Tootsie Pop, and the amount of saliva deposited on the Tootsie Pop after each lick. This is not to mention all the manufacturing irregularities that may occur during production, and varying tongue shapes and solvency properties of saliva.

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What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

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Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

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A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

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What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

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whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

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What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

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Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

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Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

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Nickelback

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yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

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What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

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world peace

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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