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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

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what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

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