- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

Justin's humor

Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

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What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

Row, row, row your... Canoe.

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