A white,mexican and asian man are walking together on the beach. They find a genie lamp and the genie says"since there are 3 of u u each get one wish" the black man says " i wish that all the mexicans would go back to mexico. " the asian man says " i wish all the asians would go back to asia" and the white man says " wait so the mexicans and asians arent in america right?" the genie said "that is correct!" the white man says " oh ok ill just taqke a coke then!"

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Why did the man die in a car crash? Answer: He was not fallowing the traffic laws and therefore risking the life of himself and others. This may have resulted from the possibility that he was under the influence of alcohol, he was under the influence of drugs, he was emotionally unstable from a bread up, he was emotionally unstable from because of an abusive family, he was emotionally unstable from losing his job, he had an abusive childhood, he was emotionally impaired, he was high from lack of oxygen, he wanted to wear a blindfold, he didn't like his car, liked to spin the steering wheel a lot, he thought the gas was the break, or he just didn't like traffic laws.

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

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Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

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I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

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Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

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What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

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I like colin but not as much as apple

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Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

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What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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This statement is false.

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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