How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

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Know what people hated the most? 9-11

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Knock Knock Yes?

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

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do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

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Spinabifita

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

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What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

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I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

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How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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