What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

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How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

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giddy goat

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

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CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

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What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

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What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

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Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

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Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!". The grasshopper turns and says "You've got a drink named Steve?"

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What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

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Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

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What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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