JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

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how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

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Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

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Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

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Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

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What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

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What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

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i have two hands.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

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yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

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Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

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What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

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A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

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Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

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Lets just say that we are beyond the stage where I am "just" trying, by the way, you might want to search that last comment for double negatives. Or you know NOT NOT. Do not take my word for it, but if I am not wrong, the bacteria (yogurt) leaves afterwards, so you are eating milk that has been eaten and then.. You know... A common "side effect" of hypnosis, is that when it is used, the one hypnotized (both in this case) end up feeling a "strange" case of closeness, stronger bonds, friendship etc, scientists wonder why... ITS LIKE DUH! WE BOTH REVEAL DEEP SECRETS TO EACH OTHER! THINGS WE DO NOT EVEN USUALLY TELL OURSELVES! Its a literal no brainer, scientits can go fuck themselves, because as far as I know, thats the only fuck they ever get.

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