Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

Yes!

Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

Get off my porch.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

What color is red paint? Red

What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

heyy emit chase wazzup

Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

a horse nibbled a baby

What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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