Knock Knock. Go Away!

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What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

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What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

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Will nearis is here! Get it

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

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Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

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I like colin but not as much as apple

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What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

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Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

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I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

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What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

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What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

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What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

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Why did the man die in a car crash? Answer: He was not fallowing the traffic laws and therefore risking the life of himself and others. This may have resulted from the possibility that he was under the influence of alcohol, he was under the influence of drugs, he was emotionally unstable from a bread up, he was emotionally unstable from because of an abusive family, he was emotionally unstable from losing his job, he had an abusive childhood, he was emotionally impaired, he was high from lack of oxygen, he wanted to wear a blindfold, he didn't like his car, liked to spin the steering wheel a lot, he thought the gas was the break, or he just didn't like traffic laws.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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