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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

So, how 'bout that airline food?

What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

A man buys a prius

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If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

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