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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

What can make you pee? Liquid

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

woman's rights

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

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