Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

your mom gave me head.....phones

Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

What's the answer to all your problems The answer

Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? ouch!

A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

Getting up for a black person on a buss

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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