Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

i have two hands.

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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