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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

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