- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

Womens rights !

Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

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