- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

L's I's that took Viagra.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

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Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

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