how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

Lets Go Lakers!

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

why is my phone broken i dropped it

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

The black man leaves the strip club.

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

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