- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

ahem what? what. oh I thought you said something

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

Do you speak alien? Hola.

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