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Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

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What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

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What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

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A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

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A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

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i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

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You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

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chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

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Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

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A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

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Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

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One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

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U mad?

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An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

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why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

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Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

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Bumsniffer

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Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

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Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

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Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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jcjdj

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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